This is a collection of quotes from most of the episodes in the Luke/Noah storyline. Below is a list of quotes from episodes that aired in April 2009!
Noah: Oh! Couldn’t you have just e-mailed me?
Luke: Yeah, if you ever check your e-mail.
Noah: I check my e-mail.
Luke: No, you don’t.
Luke: No, no, you don’t. If you did, you couldn’t sit there and ask me to give him another chance.
Noah: I really think he’s being sincere this time.
Luke: Noah, it’s just an act. Trust me, the last thing Damian Grimaldi is sincere.
Noah: He told me all he wants is the chance to make things up to you.
Luke: Yeah, well, last time he was here, all he wanted was the chance to make me straight. You know, he can’t make up for that.
Noah: Yeah, well, if you won’t let him.
Luke: Look, Noah, I know that you’d love for me to say, “Damian, I forgive you,” but trust me, it’s not that easy!
Noah: If my dad was still alive and he wanted a real relationship with me –
Luke: Oh, no, I have a real relationship with my dad! And so do you. He’s the guy you call Holden Snyder. But as far as Damian goes, I have given him enough chances. I am done, okay?
Noah: Okay. Luke: Well, something that’s not so obvious, Z, is that he’s taken. Noah: And then that happened! Noah: Love you.
Luke: Love you, too. Luke: Yeah, but what if we never know? Am I supposed to just go in hiding, hide who I am and what I stand for in case somebody doesn’t like it and tries to retaliate? Luke: Are you all right?
Noah: Yeah, I’m fine.
Luke: Oh, there’s blood all over your shirt.
Noah: It’s Damian’s.
Luke: Are you sure? Oh, baby, baby, you’re shaking. Noah: No, no. Luke, Damian said – he thinks the people who – who did this to him, they weren’t after him. They were after you.
Noah: If this happened to you, if this was your blood on my shirt –
Luke: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Its okay, it’s okay. I’m okay. Do you want to – do you want to go somewhere? Let’s get you out of here.
Luke: We should get you to direct it!
Noah: No. That would be nepotism.
Luke: Oh, come on. You’re part of the foundation, too.
Noah: No. But this is about housing discrimination and hate crimes. We don’t want to make it about my directing career.
Luke: Yeah, but I want to help everybody, including my boyfriend.
Noah: Who’s monster?
Zoe: It means Zac is into you. It’s kind of like a term of endearment.
Luke: Like “He has a monster crush.” Zac: We’re both like that.
Noah: You mean insane? Zac: What’s the matter, Noah? Have you never been kissed before? I’m gonna have to speak to that boyfriend of yours. He must be falling down on the job. Luke: No big deal? Last time you saw someone kiss me, you punched him in the face. Luke: I’m sorry. It’s just, between walking in on Damian and my mother and hearing that Zac was kissing you, I’m rattled!
Noah: You don’t have to worry about me and Zac ever – ever!
Luke: I believe you.
Noah: Zoe’s crushing on you, too, you know.
Luke: Trust me, you don’t have anything to worry about.
Noah: You are working so hard, I figured you could already use a refill.
Luke: Well, I could also use some inspiration.
Noah: Really? I could help you with that.
Noah: It’s Noah. The name’s Noah. You should try using it sometimes, Zac. Luke: I would love to get a look at Damian’s face when he gets a load of this.
Noah: So, you think by humiliating the guy, he’s gonna suddenly see the error of his ways?
Luke: No. But nothing will. Damian hates the fact that his son is gay. Nothing’s gonna change that.
Noah: Yeah, but we’re playing into it, Luke.
Luke: Yeah, by making a statement.
Noah: A statement? This is a bratty prank. Noah: I just don’t see why it has to be so extreme. Your mother tolerates him. I mean, she’s a good judge of character.
Luke: Yeah, but she was in love with him.
Noah: Yeah, so?
Luke: So? Okay, if we ever broke up, even if it was 20 years form now, even if you had dumped me, even if you had betrayed me, you’d still get to me, Noah. Luke: Look, I know you don’t like the way I treat Damian.
Noah: I just don’t like what it does to you. I mean, if you don’t care about the guy, don’t think about him all the time and how much you hate him. Just don’t think about him at all.
Luke: I would only tell this to you.
Noah: What? What is it?
Luke: Every day, I have to remind myself of the kind of person that Damian really is, of all the terrible things that he’s done to hurt me.
Noah: So he doesn’t trick you again?
Luke: I thought I was so lucky, that he loved me, that he accepted me. And now, I just have to keep my guard up because if I let it down and let him back in –
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We won’t let that happen, okay? Luke: You can’t get rid of Zac and Zoe. Unofficially, they work for me.
Noah: They can still work for you. I just don’t want to see them or talk to them.
Luke: Noah, are you gonna act like this all day? Okay, then I should probably go.
Noah: Well, if that’s what you want.
Luke: No, what I want is for you to stop acting like they shot your dog. It was a stupid practical joke. Noah: No, I got to say this. I don’t know what your problem with Damian is, but he’s a human being. And what gives you the right to make insulting him your life’s mission?
Zoe: You are so uptight compared to Luke.
Zac: Yeah, but it’s good, you know – yin and yang. Zoe: What’s your sign?
Noah: Are you not hearing anything I’m saying?
Luke: His birthday’s October 20th. He’s a Libra.
Zoe: This makes sense. Venus is in retrograde.
Luke: What does that mean?
Noah: I don’t care what that means.
Luke: Well, I do.
Zoe: Things are, um, a little troubled right now, but it’s gonna start lightening up.
Luke: How soon? Noah: No, I don’t lighten up, get that? Not about my feelings, not about my boyfriend, not about anything that matters to me. Zac: It’s because of us that you two are mad at each other.
Zoe: So it’s only right that we get you two back together.
Zac and Zoe: Kiss and make up. Kiss and make up.
Noah: Would you guys stop?
Zoe: Make us!
Zac and Zoe: Kiss and make up. Kiss and make up. Kiss and make up.
Noah: There. Satisfied?
Luke: No. I’m sorry.
Noah: I’m sorry, too.
Zoe: Let’s get out of here, Z, and give these boys some privacy.
Zac: I’m with you, Z.
Noah: Hey, Zac, Zoe. What happened this afternoon –
Zac: No more pranks. At least without prior approval.
Zoe:We swear by the mark of Z.
Luke: I found us a movie we’ll both like.
Noah: Not “Mamma Mia!” Again.
Luke: Ha ha. It’s the new “Batman.”
Noah: But you saw it.
Luke: Yeah, but you didn’t, and you said you wanted to.
Noah: You are the best.
Luke: I know. You keep that up, we might not be watching a movie tonight.
Noah: Sounds good to me.
Zac: Just so you know, your boyfriend is totally incorruptible.
Noah: Don’t you think it’s weird the way Zac and Zoe were hitting on us? It’s like they decided beforehand who was gonna be into who.
Luke: Maybe they drew straws.
Noah: It’s not funny.
Noah: Well, we’re – we’re very happy together.
Lily: Noah loves you –
Luke: You know, I don’t want to talk about Noah right now, Mom.
Lily: You’ve got to try to work it out with Noah.
Luke: You know, I would try. Maybe. If I could get a hold of him. I haven’t heard from him since he left here the other night.
Luke: He won’t return any of my calls, and – I don’t get it. I mean, I didn’t think our fight was that big.
Zoe: Everybody plays hooky once in a while.
Luke: Not Noah.
Luke: I don’t care about Damian. I care about you. Why are you doing this?
Noah: Please, don’t be mad at me.
Luke: It’s just – you do this all the time. You just leave.
Noah: Damian – he’s your father, your family. I shouldn’t be involved.
Luke: Noah, you’re my family. And I’m yours.
Luke: But, Mom, I love him. I can’t lose him.
Lily: You won’t. He will come back to you.
Luke: How do you know?
Lily: Because you are worth coming back to. Luke: My boyfriend’s going to sleep in a completely different country. It’s not the same thing.
Zoe: You could think of it this way – you have an entire bed to yourself.
Luke: Oh, great.
Luke: I just can’t believe Noah got so mad at me about Damian.
Lily: Well, maybe he’s not mad. Maybe he just wanted to go to the film festival.
Luke: He blew off school, work, this really big paper he has next week.
Luke: Yeah, and I know that after fights, he likes to take some space, you know, gather his thoughts, but, I mean, Lisbon?
Lily: Well, the trip was right there.
Luke: Yeah, but he only sent me one message. He doesn’t answer my calls or my texts. It just doesn’t seem like he’d be that angry about Damian.
Lily: Maybe it’s not just about that.
Luke: Yeah, but we were totally solid when you and Damian walked in. And the next thing I know, he’s walking away, all the way to Portugal.
Lily: Maybe he’s embarrassed he was so impulsive.
Luke: Noah doesn’t do embarrassed.
Lily: Honey, you’re gonna work it out just as soon as he gets back.
Noah: Yeah, I know, and I’m still not interested. Zoe: You think lover boy really loves you, don’t you?
Noah: I know he does.
Zoe: Well, you’re about to find out just how much.
Luke: Damian kidnapped Noah, mom. That’s all there is to it.
Lily: I don’t think so, Nuke.
Luke: Oh, god. Don’t tell me that you trust him.
Lily: I can’t believe that he would kidnap the love of your life and use him against you.
Luke: I’ll give you the damn money! Just tell me where Noah is!
Luke: Noah! Oh, my god! Are you all right?
Noah: What are you doing here?
Luke: I got your text.
Noah: Look, whatever it said, it’s a trap. You got to get out of here before they come back.
Luke: No, I’m not leaving without you.
Noah: Hey, you really okay? How’s your head?
Luke: Hard, as usual. I’m more worried about you. You were the one stuck here going through hell.
Noah: No, I’m fine. Just a little stiff from being tied up.
Luke: Noah, when I thought you were gone, I – I was going crazy. I missed you so much.
Noah: Me too. Just the worst was knowing how worried you’d be about me. I – I wanted to just tell you that everything was gonna be okay, and I – I couldn’t.
Luke: When I thought you had left, I –
Noah: When – when they made me call you, they told me what to say.
Luke: No, I know.
Noah: I’d never hurt you like that.
Luke: There is nowhere that I would rather be than here with you. We’re in this together.
Noah: I love you.
Luke: I love you, too.
Noah: You see that piece of glass right there by your hand?
Noah: Give it to me.
Noah: Because if only one of us can get out of here, it should be you. You came here on your own. You know where we are. I don’t.
Luke: Yeah, well, I’m not leaving without you, so you better work fast. You know, this would actually be almost kind of fun if we weren’t fighting for our lives.
Noah: It’s always something, right? Maybe we can make it more interesting.
Luke: How so?
Noah: First one who doesn’t cut an artery wins, loser cleans up.
Luke: Oh, you’re disgusting.
Noah: Yet somehow you still love me.
Zac: Not my problem!
Luke: Hey, you’re hurting him! Luke: Noah? Noah? He’s still out. You have to do something. You can’t just let him bleed to death.
Zac: Shut up! I need to think.
Luke: Noah? Noah? Please. I’m so sorry. I am so sorry.
Luke: Noah shouldn’t be here, Zoe. He didn’t do anything! Please, get him to a hospital! I will do whatever you want!
Luke: Noah. Noah. Hey, hey. Wake up. Wake up. Yeah, wake up. Talk to me. Talk to me. Oh, thank god.
Luke: Hey. How are you?
Noah: I can’t move.
Luke: Yeah, it’s ’cause we’re tied up. Zac and Zoe, remember? We’re hostages.
Noah: Oh, yeah.
Luke: Yeah. How are you? Are you okay?
Noah: Uh, yeah, never better.
Luke: No, no, no, no. Tell me the truth. Tell me the truth, baby. Don’t try to be a hero.
Noah: It hurts. It hurts a lot, and it feels like I’m burning up. Is it really hot in here?
Luke: You have a fever from a gunshot wound. It might be infected, but I sent Zoe to get you some medicine. Yeah, it was hard.
Noah: Lucky she has a thing for your dimples. Can’t say I blame her. What’s she want in exchange?
Luke: She just wants the Grimaldi money.
Noah: She’s gonna get that anyway.
Luke: She didn’t mention anything else.
Noah: That’s ’cause they’re gonna kill us afterward.
Luke: No, no. No, they’re not.
Noah: Please don’t lie to me. Not now.
Luke: Noah, why would she go get you that medicine if she was gonna kill us?
Noah: I don’t know.
Luke: We are gonna get out of here, we’re gonna get you to a hospital, and then my dimples are gonna be yours forever.
Noah: That’s good, ’cause I’m pretty sure Zac’s lost interest in mine.
Luke: I love you so much.
Noah: I love you, too. I’m gonna go back to sleep, okay?
Luke: No. Noah, Noah, Noah, don’t. Don’t, please.
Noah: I am. I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere.
Luke: No! Please, Noah! Please, wake up! Noah!
Noah: Film is light.
Noah: It’s the emotional palette of the artist. And it’s used to, um, –
Luke: To what? To what? It’s emotional palette the artist used to what?
Noah: To express his vision.
Noah: And the broader the spectrum, the broader –
Luke: Come on. Hey. Hey, I’m about to fall asleep, too. Come on. I just insulted existential film making. You’re gonna let me get away with it? Noah? Noah, come on!
Lily: How are you feeling? Luke told us what happened.
Noah: I’m fine. Don’t listen to him. He likes to make a fuss about everything.
Luke: You just behave yourself, and let the doctor attend to you.
Noah: Hey, there, yourself.
Luke: Listen, I should probably thank you for saving me from a fate worse than death, but next time, please, please don’t try and be a hero.
Noah: I didn’t do that for you. I just couldn’t stand to see the psycho slut with her hands all over my boyfriend.
Luke: I love you.
Noah: I love you, too.
Lily: I see the patient has finally opened his eyes. Is there anything I can get you, Noah?
Noah: You know, a new arm would be great if they have one out there.
Lily: Actually, the doctor says your arm is going to be just fine. You’re a very lucky young man, you know that?
Noah: Yeah, I do.
Lily: Ooh. I think that’s my cue to give you guys some privacy.
Luke: Noah, I can hear you thinking.Luke: Okay. I should probably get back to Noah.
Damian: He’s a very lucky boy.
Luke: So am I.
Damian: Hello, son. How’s Noah doing?
Luke: He’s better. The doctors say he can be released soon.
Damian: That’s good news. Would it be all right if I stopped in to say hello?
Luke: Actually, he just fell asleep, so maybe later. I was just getting some air.
Damian: You were here all night.
Luke: It’s kind of a hard to leave him. I don’t know what I would have done if I lost him.
Lily: Hi, honey. How’s Emma?
Holden: She’s great. She’s cooking up a storm for Noah. How is he? Did you hear from Luke?
Lily: Yeah. Luke just called. Noah’s doing much better. He should be home soon.
Luke: Oh, thank you. So am I, and we have a lot of people to thank, you included.
Alison: Well, actually, Casey and jade helped the most.
Luke: Well, when Noah’s 100%, we are gonna take you all out to celebrate.
Alison: Sounds like a plan. Damian: So, what do you plan to do when Noah gets out of the hospital?
Luke: What do you mean?
Damian: How will you celebrate?
Luke: I don’t know. It depends on Noah.
Damian: Are you still going ahead with your plans to move in together?
Luke: We’re taking things one day at a time.
Damian: But the two of you are still committed to each other?
Luke: Yep, yep. You know, this is really weird.
Damian: Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
Lucinda: Why are you so happy and smiling?
Luke: ‘Cause Noah’s getting out of the hospital.
Lucinda: We’re all exceedingly happy about that.